Asked by yourboyscoob1
Oh noooo. What have I done?
Okay, so… Fuck He-Man, kind of default because he’s probably not marriage material and he probably wouldn’t stand for wearing as much clothes as a Jaeger pilot suit requires. Marry Milo, because we can geek out over history and he would take me to museums and on adventures all the time. Pilot a Jaeger with Michelangelo, because really that’s the only option that’s not illegal in several different ways, but also I really like pizza and ninja skills in a Jaeger would be ideal.
Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made
Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.
He proceeded to show it to us in class.
it’s the oscars. they go to open the envelope to announce best picture. just then, a jaegar piloted by rinko kikuchi and idris elba busts through the wall. they snatch the award and leave. surprise, motherfuckers, pacific rim has won
"never apply logic to Doctor Wh-"
nO MOTHERFUCKER I WANT A CERTAIN SOMEONE TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS SHITTY WRITING AND FOR TURNING MY FAVORITE SHOW INTO AN ILLOGICAL MASS FILLED WITH “IMPOSSIBLE GIRLS” AND “BLOCKBUSTER PLOTS”